y’all ever set out to put an OC design on paper for the first time and then end up drawing something completely different and you don’t know who they are or how they got in your house
there’s been a horrible mix-up at the OC factory!!!!
jokes on you guys that’ll never happen cause my bloodline got cursed by God Himself and it transfers to my posts
Hi this Jennifer from the small titty club I’m calling you back because your application just came across my desk and I wanted to get back to you. Unfortunately we will have to deny your application as your tits are…massive, I mean it’s like two grapefruits have been attached to your chest. They probably have their own gravitational field-
This is awesome actually. When I was a kid I wanted to play chess but gave up because everyone was treating it as rude of me to play without being as skilled as they were.
in halfling society every local politician is the scariest most ruthless motherfucker you will ever meet who would sacrifice their own mother to maintain their iron grip on their position as the vice treasurer of Eggsandwich-upon-Bread or wherever. however for all their cutthroat maneuvering they hold the institutions of democracy as sacred and would never even dream of interfering with them.
meanwhile, gnomes don’t give a single solitary shit about local government, but they all run anyway because they heard about gerrymandering and think it sounds like fun