Plastic Doll with Toy Food
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sorry, sorry i was looking at your ass and huge big thick tail. yea it will happen again sorry
sorry m'am it happened again i saw your big sharp teeth and also your soft and jiggly titties and I couldnt help myself i had to look. it will continue
(via catgirlcowgirl)
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need dick from a girl who knows how to open me up. who knows where all the screws are, and has the tools to loosen them. need to be railed by a girl who knows the names of all of my components. who knows where to put the probes. who can analyze my logic circuits and bend them to her will
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People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they
Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”
I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.
(via mousegard)
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oof! ouch! hang on there’s something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
you’re welcome fuckmaster unlimited
(via hajikelist)
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That guy from House of Leaves went bonkers and yonkers because he didn’t fuck
the growl.Johnny and Zapano and Navidson only ever had sex with women. This was their fatal flaw, their hamartia. If Navidson had let
the minotaurknot him he’d be alive and happy in his beautiful house with his beautifulhusband. -
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you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
(via kawaiijohn)
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