Trickster Wizardry

fuckshitavenue:

raveger:

cherrygrabber:

-“What do you think of that, 

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out. 

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 

Gomeril = Dog 

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 

Nyaff = Out of date 

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking 

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

(via catgirlcowgirl)